so since mikes too lazy to post on here ill do it for him. so we were at work bored as sh!t as usual then this foo tells me "hey i heared when paquio fights all the terrorist in mindinow stop terrorising. then he came out with " i heard when paquio fights all the women in Philippines that are on there period have a heavy flow" then ended it with "i heard when paquio fights an angel gets its wings"
i thought it was f*ckin hilarious post up more when paquio fight facts
all the ballut in PI is half off & tastes 20times better
blind kids can once again see again & watch their savior fight
there is a temp. nationwide shortage of jufran bannana katsup
everyone in mindanao gives eachother a hug
there is a saint born somewhere in PI from all the rosaries being prayed at one time
women who cannot concieve become fertile only in the 12 round time span he fights
the peso holds value almost as much as the american dollar
PI airlines gives out complementary cassava cake to everyone
male babies born wen he fights have slightly larger testicles than any normal baby
dogs almost become extinct in the country
guys ejaculate a load twice as much as normal
anyone in the PI who bet against him are found and shot
it is believed that if a baby is born when he fights they have a lifetime of goodluck especially if he knocks out a mexican
people who are HIV pos. can have unprotected sex only within the 12 round time span and not infect anyone else
9 months after a fight hospitals are overloaded with preg. women
transvestites die of some unknown overcoming force
the day of the fight happy endings at massage parlors are guarenteed
no one dies the day he fights
the day of the fight filipino americans temp. fob out all day
all forms of contraceptives are sold out in the PI
women with yeast infections are cured
some women who are preg go into early labor due to the babies natural instinct to noe he's fighting and tear up their mothers insides by punching her lining
white women are imported into the PI from canada
anyone born with a speech impetament can speak normal again
women may not have any pubic hair for that day
anyone who talks **** about him on fight day is allowed to be shot by anyone no questions asked
it is a sin to sleep threw a fight...anyone who does goes into a coma
its mandatory if u live in the PI to have some type of picture of him hanging in ur household
if he were to shed blood it would smell like roses and if put on someone ill they are cured
wen he fights chuck norris suffers severe unexplained body pains & becomes weak
dolphins are often seen at the coastline & rare butterflies rush into ever town filling the towns with joy
midgits are executed by dwarfs...
he makes the most interesting man in the world seem boring...
...i heard that after paquio fights his first splurge of nut can be processed into a penis enlargement topical thats stronger than the strongest viagra sold in amercia...iono thats jus wat i heard...
i also heard that wen paquio fights test levels in mexican men who are 90% or more mexican drops 35% while he's fighting even if he's not fighting a mexican & that mexican womens egg membranes become 24% thinner...odd
wow he's good
