so jay took a long hiatus from the crew n has found his way back. He hasn't fully taken the throne back but we are still glad to have him back. If you don't know why he took a break I heard it's because he found out he was native American and wanted to started his vision quest
I heard it could of been a lot of possiblities but some say that jay was gone bcuz...
-he went to the grand opening of DD's discounts in rochester, Mass. for the huge BOGO offers.
-he went to go pick up charlie sheen outta rehab & kick it on santa monica beach
-he was a background gangster in a LMFAO video shoot
-he went on a drive to clear his mind & put on the long play for will smith's "parents just dont understand" & found himself in Arizona
-he went into gynocolgy school for the arts and humanities advanced doc. program
-he got deep into reggae.....
-he got outta reggae....& found reggaeton....
-he stayed home & listened to every single one of the beatles albums & wrote a disseration on it describing the pros & cons of the music & how it affected the counter culture of the 60's socially & economically
-he found out who shot kennedy & the CIA jus let him outta protocol gov. holding
-he taught a north vietnamese kindergarden class in vietnam entirely through skype on his ipone
-he went to las vegas for the international puerto rican black bean cook off
-he was in the hospital from the international puerto rican black bean cook off....
-he got temp lost in valley fair...
-he did a test and found out that hedgehogs are lactose intolerant & that porcupines CAN float despite many vet disputes
-he found out that popsicle were invented by an 11yr old name frank epperson after he asked the paleta man "do u know why u do wat u do when u do wat u do?"(in spanish of course)
-he studied the orig. sicilian maffia & made a powerpoint presentation on how it differs from the italian american maffia & subsiquent other cultural maffias that borrowed from it ie. russian, mexican, asian if u will
-he was eating at a Mc Donalds and did the math as he sipped on his starbux & calculated that McDonalds sells more than 75 burgers per second worldwide
-he looked at an atlas & automatically was able to tell that the highest pt in pennsylvania is lower than the lowest pt in colorado
-he watched a fair amount of porno & concluded that todays average bra size is 36c & was thrown back since ten yrs ago it was a 34b
-he went on a warning spree to let people know that before u put that money in that vending machine that u cant deny the facts: ten people a yr. are killed by vending machines so be careful
-he was wordking security for the kieth urban/Carrie Underwood tour
